The Ever Illusive SEXY

This kiss is hot. Smoking...literally. It wasn't too terribly long ago that smoking was sexy and lighting a woman's cigarette a certifiable act of foreplay. Now, we see an image like this and our minds start screaming CANCER!!
In Rubens' time larger women ruled. Big was considered beautiful, and skinny a sign that your family didn't have the funds it took to bring in the bacon. It wasn't until our own century that the super skinny silhouette became desirable, and women dieted down to sticks and had doctors stick silicone into the places where their breasts would be if they had any fat left on their body.
But our society isn't the only one with odd ideas of what is sexy. What about the Chinese women who permanently disfigured their feet by binding them so they wouldn't grow? What about the Makolo tribe of Africa whose women stretch their lips out with plates?
We human beings have some strange ideas of what 'sexy' is, and those ideas are always changing. But in a very loose and disorganized survey I conducted--because loose and disorganized is SEXY!--I found some very interesting things that self proclaimed real mean found sexy. And of course, I'm going to share my findings with you dear readers because I know the Sexy volume 1 public wants to know.
So without further ado...
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I asked 'real men'--
What do you think makes a woman sexy?
(all typos are those of the men themselves)
"The eyes. Everything I need to know about a woman is in her eyes. I can tell if she'll be good in bed before we even kiss."
-christian03
"Not living life in the fat lane."
-reggie_d
"Having some drive. Wanting to do something with themselves. It's annoying when a women dosin't have a job too." -p.p.d.
"It's the kind of woman you just can't say goodbye to. Even if you try, you'll never be able to get her out of your mind."
-advark44
"Big tits, nice azz, and a decent face. If you can get it, a pretty face. Not that hard really. Nobody cares about the personality. You aren't as interesting as you think you is."
-growlergee
"A woman who is elegant and has style and manners. Who knows how to act in any situation with condifence. There's nothing sexier than confidance."
-lars
"Women that are not uptight but have some class. Women that don't look 100% everyday but know how to dress up. Perfection is overated. Women that are "perfect" cause me to notice my own flaws. These women are usually extremely snobby. I like laid back women that have a sense a style. A person who's in the "middle." -steve
"What makes a woman sexy? A lack of hair below the neck, abscence of a gag reflex, about 5'4", 98 lbs soaking wet, good tan. Appropriate tattoos. A questionable piercing or two. Adult but with a fourth grade reading level. Former gymnast, preferably Eastern European...Kidding. There are so many things that make a woman sexy. None of which can be bought, sold, or otherwise aqquired. If you don't have it at birth you never will."-anonymous
"Beauty is a combination of good looks, dynamic character, and keeping an open mind while being fun to be around." -survivor77
There you go girls, the dish, straight from the source. The good, the bad, the ugly, and the hideously misspelled. Stay tuned for more musings on men, women, and of course, sexy, in SEXY VOL 2...coming June 2007. |